Monday, June 12, 2006

Capt_Tattoo Hopes To Shed Chubby Image

Capt_Tattoo (seen cavorting around 600 NL and 1K NL currently, with a moderate winrate), seems to have a new goal besides stacking fish and fawning over EmpireMaker2 and loloTRICKEDu. According to this post in BBV on 2+2, he's lost a record-breaking twenty-five pounds. Now he only weighs 175 lbs.

"Last time I went to McDonalds for breakfeast I had 1 egg mcmuffin and 1 hashbrown and a water. 6 months ago I would of had 2 egg mcmuffins, 1 hashbrown, and an orange juice", he says. He also has taken the special diet known as "filling up" on healthy foods such as "corn on the cob" before moving on to the "fatty things" like meat and potatoes.

Better known as RikaKazak on 2+2, Capt_Tattoo has also been seen multiple times berating fish at the tables. He prefers to mention numbers and stats liberally, letting people know about Poker Tracker and "stats". Let us hope he spends more time dieting than educating.

In related news, it seems many other overweight 2+2ers are looking to Capt_Tattoo for assistance: "I got a bunch of pm's last time about how I'm doing it". If you're a fat poker player, you know who to turn to.

4 Comments:

Anonymous yourmom said...

you are so gay my ass has gone all japanese flag just by reading your homosexual blog.

7:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol yea he can be the coolest table coach ever!! calls him self a pro with that kidn of emotino control :o

11:32 PM  
Anonymous Ex Pro said...

I guess he went broke because he ran out of things to say.

2:41 PM  
Blogger AJ "The Triple Threat" Martino said...

Hey,

I saw your post on another blog and figured I'd give you a headsup about a WPT giveaway I'm running this year.

You can win a weeklong vacation in the Bahamas, training from the pro's and a shot at 10 WPT buyins plus $10,000 in cash!

The first satellite is held on Full Tilt Poker (a freeroll) February 10th.

Right now there's only 34 players signed up, the top 4 advance to a single-table semi-final in February. The fields aren't going to get any smaller as word of this promotion spreads. So if you want in, you'll want to play some of the earlier events to have less competition.

Hope the tables & life are treating you well, and I look forward to you playing our free WPT satellite!

AJ
President
www.RakeReport.net

5:31 PM  

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